Change Anything

“You keep claiming you can change anything about me without me noticing, but I bet I can figure it out. Come on, change something!

“You already have?! Uh, maybe… eye color?

“No? Did you make me shorter? I’ve always been annoyed that I’m only five-two…

“Ok, fine, I give up. At least tell me how many things you just changed.

“Four? Wow, the changes really are seamless! What are they?

“I used to have short brown hair? That’s… well, it’s very hard to believe. I love my hair being this long! What else?

“Race? วุ้ย, I used to be a white girl? No, no, I love being Thai… That’s gotta be the biggest thing, right?

“Tits? Seriously? I guess that makes sense… I don’t know a lot of other girls with boobs like mine, they’re seriously huge. Did you make me love them as much as I do, though? Or is that– that’s all me? Well, that’s a relief. Messing with my mind would be really–

“Oh, you did, huh? How?

“But… I wear bikinis all the time because I’m gorgeous. You’re telling me that it’s because you made me want to wear them? Come on, there’s no way that’s true. Sure, I’ll believe the rest of it, but you can’t convince me that you’re the reason I love bikinis. After all, that’d be like trying to tell me that you’re the reason I love giving you head, and that’s obviously just because it’d be a waste of my talents not to give you the world’s best blowjobs all the time, right?

“Right, that’s what I thought. And on that note– want a quickie, แฟน?”