Quantum Goddess

Welcome home, honey!

Yes, I’m really excited! You know how I’ve been working on the problem of quantum-phenomic bridging? Well, I’ve had a major breakthrough! As of this moment, you’re speaking with the only woman on Earth who can manipulate quantum phenomenon with merely her mind!

Oh, it’s a really big deal. I’d explain, but I know the math involved would go right over your head. No, no, it’d go over anyone’s head, it’s very complicated.

No, I haven’t tested it out yet. Let’s start with something small – here, in the kitchen.

Aha! There, look! Look! That apple! I made that apple appear!

What do you mean, the apple was there already?

Oh… oh! I thought this might happen. Reality is self-adjusting for my manipulations, isn’t it?

Well, let’s see if I can make it so you’ll notice by concentrating on both a change and you at the same time.

No, I’m sure it’s safe. Don’t worry, if I get it wrong, you won’t exist anymore to feel bad about it.

Just kidding! I’d never go anything to hurt you, sweetums. Now, I want to to look at the apple. It’s red, right? Uungh.

Yes! It’s green! And you saw it change!

Excellent. It took a little more effort, but I was able to isolate your consciousness from the overall rewrite. Let me just edit my synapses to make that easier in the future…

…what? Oh, don’t worry, I’m very certain I know what I’m doing.

Ugh! There, all done.

Now, what should we do next?

Ooh, I know! You know how we’ve always wanted more space in the house, right? How about I take care of that problem right now. My lab takes up the entire basement, right? Well now you can set up your toys in our new… subbasement! And this kitchen, don’t you think it could be bigger? Well, that’s easy with the new… wing of the house!

Yes, all this counter space is nice, isn’t it?

I know what we should do now.

Let’s play a game. I’ll change something, and you try and figure out what it was.

Sure, I’ll give you a hint if you ask.

No, I didn’t change the color of the walls. It wasn’t something with the house at all, in fact.

Did I change something to do with you? No, you’re still the same handsome studmuffin I fell in love with, honey.

Well, do you think I changed something about myself?

No, I’m not any thinner…

Ooh, very close, but no, I didn’t make myself taller…

Yes! I’m not a natural redhead! I’ve just always wanted to try out the look.

You really have no memory of me as a brunette, huh? The conservation of reality is so impressively complete – I assume that every picture of me ever taken matches these auburn locks as well.

OK, this time I’m going to change something else about me, but I’ll let you see it. You know I’ve always been frustrated with my breasts, right? B-cups, so small and saggy… Let’s make ‘em bigger. How big? Let’s say E-cups and we’ll see where we go from there.

Ooh, that’s a weird feeling!

Look, my shirt and bra are changing as I grow. Oh god, this is so hot… I can’t tell you how much seeing a nice big pair of boobs hanging off me feels. I dreamed about growing nice big tits growing up, and now I can finally get the rack of my dreams!

…Do you think I should go a little bit bigger?

I think I should go a little bit bigger.

ohgodYESYESYES

That feels AMAZING! Look at how BIG they are now! I’m wearing a, holy cow, a H-cup!

…What?

Oh, did I get… taller?

Well, I’ve always wanted to be a little taller. OK, yes, this is a little bit bigger than a “little”, but I, uh, got caught up in the moment.

Don’t tell me you’re upset that my big, fat tits are at eye-level for you now. Here, let me take off this shirt so you can appreciate them up-close.

Yes, they are very firm. I don’t need this bra anymore, either, do I?

Mmm, yes, I’ve always loved to feel your lips on my breasts…

Go ahead and keep on doing that – uuh yes that feels excellent – but while you do, I’m going to make a few more changes around here.

Oh, you know. I think we deserve to live in a nicer place than this. Something a little more mansion-like. And how do you feel about French maids?

Oh, and don’t worry about going to work tomorrow, I’ve taken care of all of that.

Hmm, nice tall ceilings…

…no, just talking to myself, dear…

…we’ll just have to replace the mayor, I suppose…

…you won’t mind if I get just a little bigger, do you, honey?

Good.