May 1, 2016

Sexist Pig

know what would be uber awesome? If you had a sexist pig of a man transform into the very slutty kind of female he thinks all women should be and then fall in devotion to the first man she sees.

September 23, 2014

Photo Editing

Using the power was sort of like discovering you had a tail. No, Bryan thought, more like discovering that you had a tail, and that you could control what it did. A new, magical, prehensile tail.

June 16, 2014

The Ruby of Haridwar

Darling Deva, if you are reading this, it means I have passed on before I have been able to gift you with the power that is yours by birthright – the magic of the Ruby of Haridwar. Wearing it opens you to incredible power to reshape the world to your desires.

May 23, 2014

Cynthia's Dildo

Cynthia stood around awkwardly until she caught sight of a little dildo off to the side. Intrigued for reasons she couldn’t really articulate, she bought the six-incher, blushing as the cashier rung it up and wished her, completely unironically, to “have a good time!”

January 4, 2014

Tapes

Hana popped in her headphones as she started getting ready to fix dinner. She figured it was as good a time as any to get started listening to the tapes her therapist had given her to help deal with her “maternal issues”, as it was delicately put in conversation.