October 9, 2015

Busimax Contamination Discovered in Area Water Supply

Plainsville — The residents of Plainsville received a surprising answer to the strange behavior seen in the area over the previous month when health officials announced that the area water supply was tainted with recalled drug Busimax. Officials did not at this time disclose how the contamination had occurred, or how it was discovered.

June 22, 2015

The Empress-Goddess

I sat behind the desk in the Oval Office and frowned. The woman on the other side of the table – an advisor of some sort or another, I couldn’t really keep track – was going on and on about how I was “neglecting the standards of office” and “allowing the world to fall into sexual chaos” or something like that. It was a real buzzkill.

May 2, 2015

AmCon Initiates Immediate Recall of Busimax®

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – May 1, 2015 – AmCon, LLC today announced that it is conducting a nationwide recall to the hospital/user level of all lots of Busimax® Capsules due to unforeseen interactions with a number of classes of common over-the-counter medications, including generic calcium supplements, birth-control regimens, Acetaminophen, Guaifenesin, Phenylephrine, and Diphenhydramine, as well as unexpected side effects when taken conta-indication, e.g. by the pre-pubescent or those still in the main stages of pubescent growth. All retailers, distributors, and customers are encouraged to immediately cease all Busimax® regimens and discard unused product at the place of purchase.

June 19, 2014

Jenny's Hunger

“Oh, Ms. Fleichman! I was wondering when you were going to show up.”

June 26, 2013

Fated Pairing

Heather was concentrating especially hard on her math quiz when a chunk of her long blonde hair fell off of her head onto her desk.